How to Eat Spaghetti like a Champ!

5 Jul

It’s come to my attention that many individuals do not like Spaghetti because they DO NOT know how to eat it. Well being the expert on all things period. I’ve decided to draw a demonstration on how I’ve learnt to eat spaghetti.

The below method can also be done on a spoon, but for the record it is a Myth that all Italians carry a spoon in their front pocket (Refer to drawing). So don’t be the fool in prison who can’t eat his last meal (a bowl of spaghetti) because no spoon was available. And don’t cut it either…. if it was meant to be cut, they’d sell shorter spaghetti. Do you chop a hot dog ina bun into bite size pieces before eating it? Do you slice fries in a poutine? Man up! Or Women up! And if this was our last prison meal, then let’s die with dignity and save on dishes!

Viewer’s Beware: This poorly drawn illustration was edited on Paint and Word!

Enjoy

A Dominic Durocher Original - Please do not use without permission

A Dominic Durocher Original – Please do not use without permission

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